pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain


high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution


bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.


Orange is the New Black: a summary


slap in the face: #adrianna  
5 days ago - 106,297 notes - reblog + candy
originally poilcebox - via orangeskins

witchomo:

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

badgraph1csghost:

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog:

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so what kind of theoretical tensile strength are we talkin about here because

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